Coolest Spam Ever

This email arrived in my inbox this afternoon, probably qualifying as the best junk mail ever.


Another funny junk email has arrived. I hope this doesn't persist, or I may be forced to add another section to my site. On the plus side, they're a good deal more amusing than the usual spam mail...

Another Update

Dan passed another fantastic junk mail my way.

From: nanoamor <>
Subject: Nanoscale particles
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 10:05:52 -0700

Nanostructured & Amorphous Materials, Inc. is providing nanoscale powder
products in research and commercial quantities. Our products include a wide
variety of nanoscale particles, transparent iron oxide pigments, agglomerated
or surface-modified nanoparticles, and magnetic fluids. These products will
produces numerous benefits on such areas as nanoelectronics and computer
technology, medicine and health, aeronautics and space exploration,
environment and energy, biotechnology and agriculture, materials and
metallurgy, chemistry and chemical engineering, and national security.

We provide more than one hundred different nanoparticle products including
metallic and non-metallic elements, carbides and nitrides, and oxides as
listed bellow:
Metallic Elements: Ag, Al, Au, Co, Cu, Fe, Mo, Ni, and W.
Non-metallic Elements: Si and C (diamond, graphite, nanofibers, single-walled
and multi-walled carbon nanotubes).
Carbides and Nitrides: AlN, BN, SiC, Si-C-N, Si-N, TiC, Ti-C-N, and WC
Oxides: from Aluminum oxide to Zirconium oxide, rare earth oxides, and
multi-metal oxides.

For more information, please
Call: (001) 505-661-8671

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