David Blaine's Latest Trick
Veteran nouveau-magic star David Blaine has announced that, for his next trick, he will encase himself in carbonite. "It ... is ... the ... ultimate ... stunt," he told a reporter during a seven hour interview. "Can ... I ... survive ... encased ... carbonite?"
The trick, he explained, would be performed without any kind of medical attention. "If ... anything ... goes ... wrong," he mumbled interminably, "Luke ... and ... Chewie ... will ... save ... David ... Blaine."
He then proceeded to give reporters his "special stare".
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