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Code Fuey

I wrote this while bored one afternoon when I should have been doing a uni assessment. To be performed to Chop Suey, by System of a Down, ideally by at least 3 people at extreme volume...

Log in,
Fire up an editor and indent
Start up your debugger, set a breakpoint
Why'd you leave the backups in the loader?
Don't you think we need another coder?

(You wanted to)
Fire up an editor and indent
(You wanted to)
Start up your debugger, set a breakpoint
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the backups in the loader?
(You wanted to)

I don't think you trust, in, my,
optimised loop inside.
I, cry, when java decides to die

Log in,
Fire up an editor and indent
Start up your debugger, set a breakpoint
Why'd you leave the backups in the loader?
Don't you think we need another coder?

(You wanted to)
Fire up an editor and indent
(You wanted to)
Start up your debugger, set a breakpoint
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the backups in the loader?
(You wanted to)

I don't think you trust, in, my,
optimised loop inside.
I, cry, when java decides to die
In my optimised loop inside.
I, cry, when java decides to die.

Java! (too slow)
Java! (swing sucks)
Java! (bloaty)
Java! (aaahh)
Java into your hands, I compile this edit
Java into your hands, why have you forsaken me?
Compiler has forsaken me
Compiler errors hating me
Just this once compile for, me

Oh, trust in my, optimised loop inside,
I, cry, when java decides to die
In my optimised loop inside.
Why cry, when java decides to die?

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